Welcome to Bioland

Welcome to Bioland

Photo by Dominik Lange on Unsplash

Originally published 1 June 2008

On the new acqui­si­tions shelf of the col­lege library I find a lit­tle book that almost gets lost among its big­ger, bulki­er com­pan­ions—A Mod­est Pro­pos­al: A Plan for the Gold­en Years, by Régis Debray, the French philoso­pher and for­mer side­kick of Che Gue­vara. The teas­er on the back caught my atten­tion: “The man of the future will be young or he will not be.”

From the Jonathan Swift title you can prob­a­bly guess that what you’ll get is satire. And you will be correct.

The prob­lem Debray address­es is this: We are a cul­ture that takes youth, beau­ty, and instant grat­i­fi­ca­tion as the great­est goods. Mean­while we are sad­dled with an ever-grow­ing pop­u­la­tion of old farts who sap our ener­gies, drain our trea­sure, and offend our eyes. Where­as in the past we could count on the old to expe­di­tious­ly die and get out of the way, today the med­ical pro­fes­sion keeps them alive until an unseem­ly age, a bur­geon­ing, top-heavy dead weight that youth must car­ry on its shoulders.

The respect­ed elder of yes­ter­year has become the bur­den­some geezer, no longer pro­duc­ing pub­lic wealth and con­sum­ing it at an alarm­ing rate. Debray writes:

Our agen­da is auton­o­my: an indi­vid­ual out of phase is depen­dent in eat­ing, get­ting around, or defe­cat­ing. In the face of speed and the advan­tages of rapid reac­tion, he is slow and lethar­gic. Of nomadic mobil­i­ty, chang­ing one’s decor, he is seden­tary, has lead in his ass. As for plea­sure, he does­n’t give any. Mus­cles? Does­n’t have any. Beau­ty? Awful. Speak­ing of grand­pa as some sort of bot­tle­neck jammed with deficits is nonethe­less a form of polite­ness. In so doing one neu­tral­izes his desta­bi­liz­ing force by char­ac­ter­iz­ing the dilap­i­dat­ed as mere­ly useless.

The teem­ing tot­ter­ers are worse than use­less, says Debray; with their wrin­kled skin, vari­cose veins, and arthrit­ic limbs, they vio­late our right to present per­fec­tion. But wait! What am I say­ing? This “our” is not me. At 71 years of age, I am in the desta­bi­liz­ing cohort. Just as I achieve a ven­er­a­ble matu­ri­ty, I look behind and see a tanned, fit mass of twen­ty-some­thing bil­lion­aires who dri­ve BMWs, date beau­ti­ful blondes, and have less than zero need for the painstak­ing­ly acquired wis­dom of my super­an­nu­at­ed generation.

Ours is the first civ­i­liza­tion in which acquired com­pe­tence has become an obsta­cle for the com­pe­tence we wish to acquire; in which the young can fig­ure things out bet­ter than their seniors; where the younger are more knowl­edge­able and expert than their elders, who dis­creet­ly peer over the shoul­ders of their chil­dren in order to find out how the lat­est soft­ware works. Exit the old man of law, study, and sci­ence, with his old-fash­ioned garb, cap on his head, before his lectern at the fire­side, with his in-folios and his astro­labes. He who inspired respect pro­vokes deri­sion — and for good rea­son. The bear­er of the pass­words between the dead and the liv­ing cur­rent­ly finds him­self the vic­tim of a tech­no­log­i­cal layoff.

Well, yes, Debray has his Swift­ian tongue in cheek, and he is him­self of a cer­tain age, but sure­ly he has shone the light of his with­er­ing wit on a prob­lem that will grow ever more acute as sci­ence extends human lifes­pans by ten, twen­ty, thir­ty years. The smooth-skinned, youth­ful denizens of the breath­less NOW will fur­ther resent an ever more pop­u­lous geri­atric gen­er­a­tion with their SMTWTFS pill box­es and Depends diapers.

In the sec­ond half of his book, Debray offer his mod­est pro­pos­al for what to do. I will leave his solu­tion to your imag­i­na­tion. Think of some­thing between a wildlife pre­serve and a theme park, a Dis­neyesque old-age farm tucked out of sight in the bucol­ic coun­try­side, Sun City behind the wire. The clos­est anal­o­gy I can think of is the final “Christ­mas in Heav­en” scene from Mon­ty Python’s The Mean­ing of Life.

Mean­while, sci­ence is in ser­vice to The Foun­tain of Youth. Lasers for wrin­kles and fail­ing eye­sight. Nips and tucks at the first sign of sags. Blue pills and pink pills for limp libidos. Every­thing one needs to know dis­cov­ered in the last ten years. The man of the future will be young or he will not be. Senes­cence will be post­poned, then abol­ished. The curve of longevi­ty becomes more rec­tan­gu­lar — every­one in a syn­thet­ic prime until the Grim Reaper kicks down the door.

The authen­ti­cal­ly young will become even more resent­ful, with all those GM nona­ge­nar­i­ans hog­ging tee times at the golf club, crowd­ing the swingles bars with their Botoxed grins, strut­ting their chem­i­cal­ly-enhanced pecs and abs at the fit­ness cen­ter — and obsti­nate­ly refus­ing to remove them­selves to Debray’s mod­est­ly-pro­posed antecham­ber of death where nature takes its course. He calls it Bioland.

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