The revenge of the human Dixie cup

The revenge of the human Dixie cup

Photo by Amisha Nakhwa on Unsplash

Originally published 9 October 1995

This is the tale of the dis­pos­able soma.

It’s not exact­ly a pleas­ant tale, espe­cial­ly if you are on the sil­ver side of fifty.

The cells in our bod­ies are divid­ed by biol­o­gists into two types: germ cells (eggs and sperm), whose pur­pose is to pass on an indi­vid­u­al’s genes from gen­er­a­tion to gen­er­a­tion, and somat­ic cells (every­thing else).

Somat­ic cells make up the great bulk of an organ­ism — brain, heart, eye­lash­es, toe­nails, etc. They are col­lec­tive­ly called the soma, from the Latin word for body. In the evo­lu­tion­ary scheme of things, their pur­pose is noth­ing more than to help the germ cells achieve their repro­duc­tive purpose.

At first blush, this is a pro­found­ly depress­ing thought. After all, the soma con­sti­tutes most of what we think of as our­selves. But remem­ber, the first thing God said to Adam and Eve was­n’t “Go forth and shop,” nor was it “Go forth and win Megabucks,” nor was it even “Go forth and live a long and healthy life.” What he said was “Go forth and multiply.”

The author of Gen­e­sis got it right as far as evo­lu­tion­ary biol­o­gy is con­cerned. We’re here to pass on the genes, and that’s it. Once the repro­duc­tive years are past, our bod­ies become, in the words of biol­o­gist Thomas Kirk­wood of the Uni­ver­si­ty of Man­ches­ter, the “dis­pos­able soma.”

That’s the unpleas­ant part. Kirk­wood’s depress­ing phrase evokes the body as a throw­away Kleenex or Dix­ie cup. Not a par­tic­u­lar­ly edi­fy­ing self-image.

But the real­i­ty is, nat­ur­al selec­tion favors those traits that enable an organ­ism to suc­cess­ful­ly pass on its genes to the next gen­er­a­tion. Any muta­tion that enhances an organ­is­m’s post-repro­duc­tive life — changes lead­ing to a long, healthy old age, for instance — can only be favored by nat­ur­al selec­tion indi­rect­ly, if at all. To put it blunt­ly, post-repro­duc­tive suc­cess has no genet­ic pay-off.

But there is an even more pow­er­ful fac­tor work­ing against old­sters. For most organ­isms the world is a haz­ardous place, full of preda­tors, dis­ease, and pos­si­bil­i­ties of acci­dent. Mere­ly sur­viv­ing to repro­duc­tive age is a chal­lenge. Few indi­vid­u­als sur­vive long enough to die a nat­ur­al death.

Auto­mo­bile man­u­fac­tur­ers would hard­ly both­er to design a machine that will run reli­ably for 200,000 miles if chaot­ic con­di­tions on the road made it high­ly like­ly that the car will be totaled by acci­dent with­in the first 50,000 miles. Evo­lu­tion, appar­ent­ly, takes the same approach. Our bod­ies are designed to last about as long as our pre-human ances­tors could expect to survive.

As biol­o­gist Leonard Hayflick said in a [1995] issue of Nature, old age is an arti­fact of human civ­i­liza­tion. Advances in tech­nol­o­gy have elim­i­nat­ed the dan­ger of non-human preda­tors. Mod­ern med­i­cine has con­quered many of the dis­eases that used to dec­i­mate human pop­u­la­tions. Even death by war seems to be a dimin­ish­ing threat — Mar­garet Mead once defined civ­i­liza­tion as the widen­ing of the cir­cle of those whom we do not kill.

In oth­er words, large num­bers of peo­ple in the devel­oped coun­tries are liv­ing long after their peak repro­duc­tive years, and they are basi­cal­ly doing it with Dix­ie-cup somas. Evo­lu­tion has giv­en us pre­cious lit­tle help.

But if aging is an arti­fact of civ­i­liza­tion, then so is our abil­i­ty to do some­thing about it. Humans are no mere play­things of self­ish genes. We are not pris­on­ers of our bio­log­i­cal des­tiny. If we are clever enough to fig­ure out how to stay alive long after our self­ish genes would wish us dead, we can also fig­ure out how to do it with rea­son­able gusto.

And, let’s face it, old­sters have the polit­i­cal and eco­nom­ic clout to make it happen.

Biogeron­tol­ogy — the study of aging — is sud­den­ly a hot field of research. Sci­en­tists are dis­cov­er­ing what makes us age, and think­ing about ways to slow or reverse the aging process.

It is not incon­ceiv­able that in the future we might live to a ripe old age with­out wrin­kles, gray hair, and the oth­er decrepi­tudes that afflict us now. How old? Who can say? Once we start tin­ker­ing with the genes that make us age, any­thing seems possible.

Of course, han­ker­ing for tech­no­log­i­cal immor­tal­i­ty rais­es stu­pen­dous social and eth­i­cal issues that soci­ety may not be pre­pared to answer wisely.

Is aging a pathol­o­gy, or an intrin­sic part of the human con­di­tion? Does aging con­fer yet unrec­og­nized ben­e­fits upon the indi­vid­ual or species? If we can genet­i­cal­ly engi­neer a kind of immor­tal­i­ty, should we choose to do so?

Even ask­ing such ques­tions shows to what extent we have escaped the sin­gle-mind­ed cal­cu­lus of nat­ur­al selection.

The dis­pos­able soma strikes back.

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