The hand on the controls is survival

The hand on the controls is survival

“But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?” • Image by New York Zoological Society (Public Domain)

Originally published 20 April 1998

OK, OK already. A thou­sand mon­keys bang­ing on a thou­sand type­writ­ers for a thou­sand years could not pro­duce the works of Shake­speare. They might not even pro­duce three sen­tences: “But soft! What light through yon­der win­dow breaks? It is the east, and Juli­et is the sun.”

We are ham­mered again and again with this obvi­ous fact by reli­gious­ly moti­vat­ed oppo­nents of evo­lu­tion­ary sci­ence, most recent­ly by Har­vard-edu­cat­ed Patrick Glynn in a book called God: The Evi­dence. (I have not read the book: I am rely­ing on an account by author and colum­nist William F. Buck­ley, Jr., who has in recent years added his own high­ly artic­u­late voice to the anti-Dar­win­ian crusade.)

The idea seems to be that Dar­win­ian evo­lu­tion is based on pure­ly ran­dom muta­tions of the genes, and that ran­dom­ness by itself will nev­er gen­er­ate the elab­o­rate order that we see in the nat­ur­al world, includ­ing, of course, our­selves, the paragons and pur­pose of creation.

There­fore, say these crit­ics of so-called “Dar­win­ian mate­ri­al­ism,” the evi­dence is man­i­fest for Intel­li­gent Design — the con­trol­ling hand of an omni­scient Cre­ator who guides all things to their destiny.

We’ll get to the con­trol­ling hand, but first let’s make it clear that the thou­sand-mon­key metaphor is an inad­e­quate — indeed, per­verse — mis­rep­re­sen­ta­tion of the Dar­win­ian program.

Yes, there is a ran­dom or capri­cious ele­ment in the the­o­ry of evo­lu­tion as it is cur­rent­ly applied. Genes mutate, either because of errors dur­ing the huge­ly com­plex process of repro­duc­ing them­selves, or because envi­ron­men­tal assaults dam­age them. There is no deny­ing this; such changes have been exhaus­tive­ly demon­strat­ed. And for all prac­ti­cal pur­pos­es the changes appear haphazard.

But Dar­win­ian evo­lu­tion is not the willy-nil­ly accu­mu­la­tion of ran­dom muta­tions. Genet­ic changes per­sist or dis­ap­pear depend­ing on their sur­vival val­ue in a par­tic­u­lar envi­ron­ment. This too can­not be doubt­ed; nature is relent­less in its har­vest of the weak.

If any enti­ty, nat­ur­al or arti­fi­cial, is pro­grammed to repro­duce itself, and if the pro­gram is sub­ject to ran­dom muta­tions and some kind of selec­tion, then evo­lu­tion is a log­i­cal neces­si­ty — as many com­put­er exper­i­ments have demonstrated.

Liv­ing organ­isms fit that descrip­tion. The evo­lu­tion of organ­isms is not just a the­o­ret­i­cal pos­si­bil­i­ty; it is inevitable.

Indeed, it would require the inter­ven­tion of a divine hand to keep it from happening.

Back to the mon­keys. Let’s say that every time a mon­key types (by chance) a string of A’s I give it a banana. And I give the oth­er mon­keys a boot in the behind. Pret­ty soon we’d have a lot of mon­keys hit­ting the “A” key inces­sant­ly. And no one would call it ran­dom. Selec­tion has been at work.

The ques­tion then is who or what does the select­ing. Does evo­lu­tion stum­ble blind­ly into the future, throw­ing up ever more fine­ly adapt­ed but utter­ly con­tin­gent and unpre­dictable species? Or is there a guid­ing intel­li­gence at work that leads nature to a pre­or­dained conclusion?

The Nation­al Asso­ci­a­tion of Biol­o­gy Teach­er­s’s 1995 state­ment on teach­ing evo­lu­tion used to read: “The diver­si­ty of life on earth is the out­come of evo­lu­tion: an unsu­per­vised, imper­son­al, unpre­dictable, and nat­ur­al process.” Late last year, after live­ly debate, the state­ment was revised to delete the words “unsu­per­vised” and “imper­son­al.”

Accord­ing to Wayne Car­ley, the asso­ci­a­tion’s exec­u­tive direc­tor, the change was made “to avoid tak­ing a reli­gious posi­tion” that might offend believers.

The dele­tion was appro­pri­ate, and may help qui­et some of the con­tro­ver­sy over the teach­ing of evo­lu­tion. Although there is no evi­dence of “super­vi­sion” or “per­son­al inter­ven­tion” in the fos­sil record of life, nei­ther can these things be ruled out empirically.

Any per­son­al God who is suf­fi­cient­ly omnipo­tent to cre­ate ex nihi­lo a uni­verse of hun­dreds of bil­lions of galax­ies, each with hun­dreds of bil­lions of stars and plan­et sys­tems and all the rich detail they must con­tain, could sure­ly fid­dle with genet­ic muta­tions, or even the radioac­tive decay of nuclei, with such finesse and inscrutable plan that mere­ly human observers might think them random.

Which is to say, the biol­o­gy teach­er­s’s orig­i­nal state­ment went beyond what is sci­en­tif­i­cal­ly prov­able or dis­prov­able. Sci­en­tists should stick to describ­ing what hap­pens and how it hap­pens, in the way most con­sis­tent with the avail­able evi­dence, and leave alone any­thing that smacks of ulti­mate causal­i­ty or purpose.

By the same token, pro­po­nents of Intel­li­gent Design and oth­er non-empir­i­cal accounts of cre­ation should stay the heck out of the sci­ence cur­ricu­lum. Such mat­ters, pro and con, belong in the province of phi­los­o­phy and the­ol­o­gy, not biology.

But obvi­ous­ly, we have not heard the end of the thou­sand mon­keys. They have been clat­ter­ing at their type­writ­ers at least since Dar­win’s time, and they are not about to go away.

In the mean­time, I for one choose to believe that if I had super­vi­sion of a thou­sand mon­keys, not for a thou­sand years, but, say, a mil­lion gen­er­a­tions, a suf­fi­cient sup­ply of bananas, a durable boot, and the right to decide which mon­keys get time off for pro­cre­ation, soon­er or lat­er I would wit­ness a crea­ture who sat at its machine and thought­ful­ly typed: “Arise, fair sun, and kill the envi­ous moon, who is already sick and pale with grief that thou her maid art far more fair than she.”

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