Originally published 25 May 1992
“Hha Hha Hha…”
An ancient creation myth from the so-called “Eighth Hidden Book of Moses” has God bring all things into being with seven laughs.
“…Hha Hha Hha…”
Now that’s my kind of God. A God who isn’t deadly serious, even when creating a universe. But not frivolous either. That “Hha Hha Hha” was not a snicker but a belly laugh, a roaring outburst of good clean fun. Not a guffaw but a celebration.
Seven laughs are better than seven days. Seven days lend themselves to being taken literally — and to deadly serious debates about Scriptures vs. science. Laughs call for laughs in return. Laughs call for a lighthearted appreciation of what it means to create a universe.
Just think about it.
God sits down with his pals and say, “I think I’ll create a universe.” I mean, how do you go about it? Here’s how the ancient creation myth gets it started (from a translation by Charles Doria and Harris Lenowitz): “First Laugh/ showed up/ Light (Flash)/ All splitter/ born universe god/ fire god.”
Sound familiar? Have you ever heard a better description of the Big Bang? A blaze of infinite energy, pure radiation, splitting into a multitude of particles, atoms, galaxies, stars — a fiery universe rushing outward. And that was just the first laugh. It gets better.
“Second Laugh/ Water filling everywhere/ he echoed/ Earth heard/ she saw Flash/ she was afraid/ and writhed/ the Wet waving tender smooth.”
OK. Now we’ve really got things going. The Flash and all that tender-smooth water. It’s a potent mix, Darwin’s “warm little pond,” ready to spring forth with life.
You can see it. God having the time of his life. His pals looking on with amazement, big grins on their faces, waiting for the next peal of glee, the next Hha. This creation business is fun.
All this came to mind a few weeks ago as I read the newspaper stories about ripples in the Big Bang.
A lot of folks took those ripples very seriously. Headlines: “Bumps in the glow prove the Big Bang.” “COBE satellite finds echoes of creation.” People asked: “Does this prove there’s a God?” Or: “Does this prove God doesn’t exist?”
Hey, if I were going to believe in God, or not believe in God, I wouldn’t base my decision on temperature variations of one hundred-thousandth of a degree in the cosmic background radiation. The results beamed back by the COBE satellite were 90 percent meaningless static, anyway. Maybe they were all static.
Certainly, it is exciting and fun to watch cosmologists probe the earliest epochs of the universe. A stunning achievement of the human mind. But let’s not get carried away. “If you’re religious it’s like looking at the face of God,” exulted George Smoot, leader of the NASA team that announced the results. Later, he tempered his enthusiasm, as well he should. It is not so much like looking at God as hearing an almost inaudible reverberation of his distant laugh.
Should we take this stuff deadly seriously? Seriously, yes, but not deadly seriously. Listen to this, from a Boston Globe story on the ripples: “The inflation theory holds that during the very earliest stage of the Big Bang, a period that lasted only a million trillion trillionth of a second and ended when the universe was about the size of a softball, there was an extremely rapid expansion rate — a rate a billion trillion times faster than the speed of light.”
Imagine! A universe the size of a softball, expanding a billion trillion times faster than light! The lickety-split softball contained as pure energy everything that exists today — the billions of galaxies we observe with our telescopes, each galaxy containing hundreds of billions of stars, many of those stars whirling a family of planets, planets (for all we know) crackling and popping with life. That’s one heck of a softball. That’s one heck of a Hha.
You’ve gotta have a sense of humor to be a cosmologist. Imagine calculating what happened in the first million trillion trillionth of a second of the universe’s expansion 15 billion years ago. Cosmologist Steven Weinberg wrote a delightful little book called The First Three Minutes, a modern account of the origin of the universe. It took 155 pages to give just an outline of what happened during the first three minutes. When you think about it, it’s crazy — wonderful and crazy. We’re talking about creation here, and we’re talking about the human brain. We’re talking about something the size of a softball that can figure out what was going on when the universe was the size of a softball. Got it?
OK, take it seriously, after all, it is the best creation story we have today. But let’s not get overwrought about it. Those ripples in the Big Bang are just the latest ripple in our quest for origins. Take ’em with a grain of salt. Take ’em with a wink. Any Creator who creates with a laugh meant us to have fun.
“…Hha. Seventh Laugh/ wheezed while He did it/ bore SoulBreath/ everything got moving/ God said: ‘You’ll keep them that way/ on the move/ and happy.’ ”