Originally published 13 July 1998
Host: Hi folks, I’m your host, Chet Raymo, and this is your favorite talk show, Let’er Rip. Our guest today is Barney Bunkum, whose book, Face-Off on Mars, takes a hard look at the latest NASA photos from the Red Planet.
Good morning, Barney.
Bunkum: Good morning, Chet.
Host: Most of our listeners have heard of the famous “face on Mars,” a curiously humanoid surface feature that was photographed by the Viking 1 spacecraft in 1976. Like many others, you claim the mile-wide “face” is some sort of artificial monument, perhaps constructed by a Martian civilization that flourished in the past, or by an alien race from another star system.
Bunkum: The face is not the only monument on this particular part of the Martian surface—the Cydonia region. Nearby are several pyramids, what looks like a fortress, and other artificial structures.
Host: NASA has always described the face as “a trick of light and shadow,” like seeing the image of an elephant in the clouds or the face of Jesus in a tortilla. They say the other so-called monuments are also natural geologic features.
Bunkum: That’s just what you’d expect from NASA. Our government has a history of covering up what they don’t want us to know. Remember the UFO crash at Roswell, New Mexico; the government is still denying that it ever took place.
Host: Why would our government want to cover up the existence of ancient monuments on Mars?
Bunkum: Any civilization that could build such impressive artifacts would be in possession of superior technology. Whoever built the Martian pyramids were probably the same alien race who taught the Egyptians.
Host: Or maybe the Egyptian pyramids prompt you to see “pyramids” on Mars. The power of suggestion, so to speak.
Bunkum: NASA wants to get to Mars and learn what it can about the technology of this superior race — without letting potential enemies here on Earth know what’s going on.
And that’s why they went to so much trouble to deface the face.
Host: Which is, of course, the central theme of your new book.
Bunkum: That’s right, Chet. In April of this year, the Orbital Camera of the Mars Global Surveyor spacecraft rephotographed the Cydonia region of Mars, and NASA released a new picture of the face.
Host: I looked carefully at the new photo as it is reproduced in your book. I must say that the new image looks nothing like a face.
Bunkum: Exactly! This proves the coverup! Look carefully at the new photo, Chet. You will see that part of the original construction has been nuked into rubble.
Host: Nuked?
Bunkum: That’s right. You may remember the Mars Observer mission to Mars in 1993. Three days prior to orbital insertion around Mars, NASA announced that all contact with the spacecraft had been lost. The mission was never heard from again.
At least that’s the official story. In fact, the spacecraft was carrying a nuclear device with the sole purpose of obliterating the face, so that NASA’s denial that the face is an artifact would appear more credible.
Host: Do you have any evidence that the face was nuked?
Bunkum: Look at the new photo. You’ll see that the entire right side of the face is rubble.
Host: But isn’t rubble exactly what you’d expect if the “face” is a natural erosion feature?
Bunkum: In my book you’ll see a computer-generated image of the restored face. We have replaced the rubble with a mirror image of the undamaged section of the monument. Unfortunately for NASA, their bomb didn’t erase all the evidence.
Host: I noticed that your book has lots of computer-enhanced photographs of the so-called Cydonia “monuments.” I’ll admit these doctored photos look impressively artificial, but in the original NASA photographs the “pyramids” and “fortresses” appear to be natural mountains and valleys.
Bunkum: Don’t be naive, Chet. Almost certainly NASA used computers to degrade the original photos before releasing them to the public, to make the pyramids and other monuments appear more natural. My computer enhancements merely restore the objects to their true clarity.
Host: So you’re telling me the proof that the 1976 Viking photo showed a face is that the new Global Surveyor photo doesn’t show a face?
Bunkum: Exactly!
Host: Well, maybe it’s time to take a call from a listener. We have Bob on a car phone. Hello, Bob. What’s your question for our guest?
Bob: Hi, Chet. Great program! I want to ask Barney about Phobos I and Phobos II, the Soviet missions to Mars that were lost in late 1988 and early 1989. Could these have had something to do with the face?
Bunkum: I’m glad you asked that question, Bob. Doesn’t the “loss” of two Mars probes in such a short time strike you as suspicious? Those two Soviet craft undoubtedly landed successfully on Mars and have been beaming back reconnaissance data from Cydonia. The United States is not the only government that’s covering up…