No thanks, Ma’am, to ‘spam’ ban

No thanks, Ma’am, to ‘spam’ ban

Photo by Thanhy Nguyen on Unsplash

Originally published 14 October 1996

Remem­ber the Fuller brush man? The Avon lady? There was a time when a knock on the door might be the unwel­come intru­sion of a sales­per­son into the pri­va­cy of our homes.

Door-to-door ped­dlers have pret­ty much become extinct, but in-your-face mer­chan­dis­ing remains as Amer­i­can as apple pie. Most of the con­tents of the mail­man’s bag is unwant­ed junk mail that goes direct­ly from the mail­box to waste­bas­ket. A phone call is as like­ly as not to be a tele­mar­keter, espe­cial­ly if it comes just as you set­tle into the bath­tub or sit down to dinner.

An unlist­ed num­ber? That won’t stop the com­put­ers that make record­ed sales pitch­es to ran­dom­ly dialed house­holds. The vic­tims of these unwant­ed calls are not even allowed the plea­sure of slam­ming down the phone on a human perpetrator.

Fax machines offered new oppor­tu­ni­ties for tele­mar­keters. Con­gress made it unlaw­ful to send unso­licit­ed ads by fax, but the ads still come.

Now, those of us who use the Inter­net for work, plea­sure, or research are del­uged by junk e‑mail that clut­ters our elec­tron­ic mail­box­es and clogs already bur­dened chan­nels of communication.

It has been only a few years since an enter­pris­ing lawyer out­raged Net­heads by plac­ing the first ad in cyber­space. In those not-so-long-ago days the Net had a pri­vate feel to it, and users glo­ried in the net’s non­prof­it puri­ty. Today, cyber­space is awash in com­merce and ads are ubiquitous.

The spam kings are in ascen­dan­cy. “Spam­ming” is Inter­net jar­gon for the mass post­ing of unso­licit­ed ads in news­groups or per­son­al mailboxes.

I have a low pro­file on the Net. I’ve nev­er vis­it­ed a chat room, nev­er con­tributed to a news­group. I don’t have a per­son­al Web page or sub­scribe to Amer­i­ca Online, Com­puServe, or any oth­er major access provider. I’ve giv­en my e‑mail address only to a few friends. Nev­er­the­less, the oth­er day I received my first mes­sage from a block adver­tis­er. His solic­i­ta­tion offered to remove me from their mail­ing list if I replied with a mes­sage that began with the word “remove.” I did so, append­ing a few choice epi­thets, and grind­ing my teeth that I should have to waste my time to avoid being spammed.

The next day, anoth­er mes­sage: “Sor­ry you were offend­ed by our mes­sage — we’ll try to avoid send­ing such mes­sages to this e‑mail address in the future.” Yeah, thanks. Anoth­er intrusion.

How, I won­dered, did they get my address? A quick search of the net revealed that junk e‑mail is an immense and gen­er­al­ly unwel­come problem.

One com­pa­ny adver­tis­ing on the Net offers direct mar­keters a list of 20 mil­lion e‑mail address­es for $359. “By send­ing your mes­sage dur­ing peri­ods of slow online use you can send over 100,000 ads for the price of 10 first class let­ters,” they promise.

Twen­ty mil­lion unwel­come intru­sions into our lives.

Some Inter­net ser­vice providers, includ­ing some of the biggest, have promised to dis­con­nect spam­mers who offend cus­tomers with unso­licit­ed mes­sages. Amer­i­ca Online has gone to court to restrict an out­fit called Cyber Pro­mo­tions from send­ing junk e‑mail to AOL subscribers.

On the oth­er side, a Cal­i­for­nia spam­mer has asked the courts to guar­an­tee his unre­strict­ed right to hawk his wares on the Web. He says, “If peo­ple like me can’t use the Net to con­tact poten­tial cus­tomers, the the real sto­ry is that the Net is not much use to businesses.”

Spam­ming vio­lates tra­di­tion­al Inter­net eti­quette, but it is not ille­gal. Per­haps it is time for Con­gress to do for e‑mail what they did for fax­es: make it unlaw­ful to place unso­licit­ed mes­sages in pri­vate cor­ners of cyberspace.

It won’t be easy. It will be dif­fi­cult to argue that Inter­net users should have pro­tec­tions that don’t apply to postal and tele­phone services.

Then there’s a larg­er philo­soph­i­cal issue. The Net may be the freest, most unreg­u­lat­ed com­mu­ni­ca­tion medi­um in the his­to­ry of the plan­et. With the click of a key­board, an aver­age cit­i­zen can have access to works of art in the great muse­ums of Europe or the recipe col­lec­tion of a grand­moth­er in Texas. Any­one with a com­put­er and a modem can range the world, gath­er infor­ma­tion, share opin­ions. I’ve seen per­son­al Web pages by sixth graders that rival in graph­ic sophis­ti­ca­tion those of multi­na­tion­al corporations.

This is the sort of thing that gov­ern­ments don’t like. Gov­ern­ments like con­trol. Reg­u­la­tion. Cen­sor­ship. The sheer anar­chy and glob­al reach of the Inter­net fly in the face of those who dis­trust the wis­dom of the com­mon cit­i­zen. Ban junk e‑mail, and next will come gov­ern­ment reg­u­la­tion of con­tent, access, and extra-nation­al links.

I cast my vote for keep­ing the gov­ern­ment out of it. Let Inter­net ser­vice providers offer junk-mail screen­ing for those who ask for it. Or cus­tomers can use soft­ware fil­ters such as those employed by par­ents to keep Web porn from kids.

The junk e‑mail wars have just begun. The net is ring­ing with man­i­festos, spams, flames (nasty mes­sages) and bombs (anony­mous spams direct­ed toward indi­vid­ual tar­gets). The out­come of the wars will change the face of the net, and con­se­quen­tial­ly change the face of glob­al elec­tron­ic culture.

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