Originally published 11 September 1989
It was an epic encounter.
Shirley MacLaine, talented actress-turned-New Age guru, purveyor of inner bliss through the channeling of cosmic energy, meets Stephen Hawking, brilliant theoretical physicist and mathematician, whose body is totally disabled by motor neuron disease. The meeting is described in MacLaine’s book Going Within: A Guide for Inner Transformation.
After some chatty preliminaries, MacLaine asks if the harmonic energy of the universe is “loving.”
“I don’t know that there is anything loving about energy,” says the wheelchair-bound professor, via his computerized voice-synthesizer. “I don’t think loving is a word I could ascribe to the universe.”
“What is a word you could use?” wonders MacLaine.
“Order,” replies Hawking. “The universe is well-defined order.”
MacLaine persists, practicing her best dialectical metaphysics: “So the question becomes how we define order in relation to how we see ourselves and our behavior?”
“Maybe,” replies Hawking. “What do you mean?”
What do you mean, indeed. There is not much chance of a meaningful dialogue in this encounter between latter-day soothsayer and bemused scientist. MacLaine lives in a world of penny miracles; she makes the sun shine by focusing loving energy to burn away the clouds. Chants, crystals, chakras, channelers, and clairvoyants: These are the instruments of her dreamy conjurations. Hawking, on the other hand, modestly admits to only one great miracle, the universe itself, and even that may be something less than miraculous. His meditations are mathematical.
The public is listening
What the vivacious guru and the professor have in common is they both sell lots of books. Hawking’s survey of modern physics, A Brief History of Time, enjoys phenomenal success (72 weeks on the bestseller list), outshining even MacLaine’s dishy recipes for Inner Transformation. Apparently, both authors have something to say that the public wants to hear.
They assert the same goal — to know how the universe works and the role we play in it. As her title suggests, MacLaine goes inside in her search for answers, probing for something she calls her Higher Self. Professor Hawking might have called his book “Going Outside.” His subjects range from subatomic particles to galaxies, and he seems genuinely reluctant to talk about himself, except to count himself lucky.
Hawking lists three possibilities in the search for the ultimate meaning of the universe: 1) There is an ultimate theory describing the universe which we will one day discover, if only we are smart enough (for Hawking, the ultimate theory will be mathematical); 2) There is no ultimate theory, just an infinite sequence of theories that describe the universe in ever-greater detail; or, 3) The universe is essentially random and arbitrary.
Both Hawking and MacLaine express a preference for Option 1, the guru emphatically so, the professor more tentatively. Tentativeness, of course, is one big thing that separates science from New Age sorcery. MacLaine is confident she’s on to the answers. Hawking salts his speculations with words like “maybe,” “if,” “perhaps,” and “probably.” He knows we are still a long way from knowing how the universe works, much less why it works.
However, concludes Hawking, if we ever do discover an ultimate theory, it should be possible in time for anyone to understand it. Then we can get on with the discussion of why it is that we and the universe exist. “If we find the answer to that,” he writes in A Brief History of Time, “it would be the ultimate triumph of human reason — for then we would know the mind of God.”
An oblivious universe
Hawking seeks the mind of God through quantum mechanics and relativity, Big Bangs and black holes, the universe of the very big and the very small. He is not convinced that the quirks and foibles of his personal life have anything to do with the cosmic plan. MacLaine takes a breathtaking shortcut to God’s mind through the Higher Self. Despite different approaches, the two authors have a lot in common in merely plumping for Option 1. Hawking is encouraged to believe the universe has an ultimate plan by certain technical features of gravity and quantum mechanics. MacLaine’s optimism seems (to this skeptical observer) pure self-indulgence.
As for myself, I lean toward Option 2, so I am rather distrustful of any claim to know, now or in the future, the ultimate meaning of the universe, whether proffered by New Age gurus or Old Age physicists. I would certainly like to have the sense of “humming well-being” tendered at a modest price by Shirley MacLaine, but I am convinced with Stephen Hawking that the universe is essentially oblivious to my plight. In place of God’s mind I will settle for this week’s issues of Science and Nature, and for humming well-being I’ll rely on a long walk in the woods followed by a good steak and a bottle of wine.
After all, as MacLaine says, doesn’t it all come down to how we define order in relation to how we see ourselves and our behavior?
Er, uh, well, yes, maybe. It depends, I suppose, on what you mean.