It’s no place for grown-ups

It’s no place for grown-ups

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Originally published 24 January 1994

I believe that for his escape he took advan­tage of the migra­tion
of a flock of wild birds.”

Many peo­ple will rec­og­nize this cap­tion from the fron­tispiece draw­ing of Antoine de Saint-Exupéry’s The Lit­tle Prince. The draw­ing shows the lit­tle prince being lift­ed from his plan­et — an aster­oid, actu­al­ly — by a har­ness attached to 11 birds of inde­ter­mi­nate species.

Eleven birds.” “Inde­ter­mi­nate species.” Oh dear, I am falling into the trap that Saint-Exupéry’s book is a cau­tion against. I am count­ing and cat­e­go­riz­ing when what is called for is child­like accep­tance and
won­der.

I am being a grown-up.

Grown-ups nev­er under­stand any­thing by them­selves, and it is tire­some for chil­dren to be always and for­ev­er explain­ing things to them,” wrote Saint-Exupéry. In the con­text, it is not dif­fi­cult to under­stand his sen­ti­ment. As he wrote and drew his book at a rent­ed house on Long Island, N.Y., through the sum­mer and autumn of 1942, grown-ups were slaugh­ter­ing one anoth­er with a ter­ri­ble feroc­i­ty in his native France, and around the world.

Saint-Exupéry was a pilot and a writer. He flew often over North Africa at a time when solo flight involved great risks. The Lit­tle Prince tells of a pilot who has crashed in the Sahara Desert who meets a mys­te­ri­ous boy from anoth­er place. The book has noth­ing good to say about sci­en­tists, lump­ing them in with kings, busi­ness­men, and oth­er grown-ups who have lit­tle sense of what is tru­ly important.

Almost imme­di­ate­ly the book became a clas­sic, and has remained pop­u­lar with chil­dren and grown-ups. To cel­e­brate the half-cen­tu­ry that has passed since its pub­li­ca­tion in 1943, Har­court Brace and Com­pa­ny has issued a hand­some boxed edi­tion con­tain­ing many of Saint-Exupéry’s unpub­lished pre­lim­i­nary sketches.

The gold­en-haired lit­tle prince lives on a tiny plan­et, scarce­ly larg­er than him­self, which sci­en­tists — as sci­en­tists are wont to do — have des­ig­nat­ed Aster­oid B‑612, To the lit­tle prince, it is sim­ply “my star,” and he lives there with a haughty but much loved rose. The most charm­ing draw­ings in the book are those of the lit­tle prince on his minus­cule plan­et, dig­ging out the sprouts of trou­ble­some plants, clean­ing his three vol­ca­noes (two active, one extinct), and car­ing for his rose.

And, of course, I can­not resist being a grown-up. After all, I was trained as a sci­en­tist. It is my busi­ness to make cal­cu­la­tions, to weigh, mea­sure and evaluate.

For exam­ple, a bit of basic physics shows that the lit­tle prince’s plan­et is total­ly unfea­si­ble as a habitat.

Aster­oid B‑612 appears to be about 10 feet in diam­e­ter. If we assume an aver­age den­si­ty about the same as that of Earth — 5.5 grams per cubic cen­time­ter — then the lit­tle prince would weigh less than a thou­sandth of an ounce.

He would float in the breezes like a this­tle seed.

Except there would­n’t be any breezes. The lit­tle prince’s plan­et would not have enough grav­i­ty to hold an atmos­phere. Any mol­e­cules of gas that emerged from his two active vol­ca­noes would drift off into space.

But his plan­et could not be vol­cani­cal­ly active. The vol­ume of a sphere is pro­por­tion­al to the cube of the radius, while the sur­face area depends on the square of the radius. As a sphere gets larg­er, its vol­ume increas­es faster than its area, and there­fore a larg­er plan­et will have more inter­nal heat and less sur­face area, rel­a­tive­ly speak­ing, for the heat to escape. Four bil­lion years after the for­ma­tion of the solar sys­tem, the Earth still sput­ters with vol­ca­noes. But the lit­tle prince’s aster­oid is a mil­lion times small­er than Earth, and would have long since cooled to cold rigid­i­ty even if it were molten at its beginning.

Which it would not have been. The solar sys­tem formed when grav­i­ty pulled togeth­er gas and dust from a vast neb­u­la, This clump­ing process gen­er­ates heat. But the lit­tle prince’s plan­et con­tains so lit­tle mate­r­i­al that the amount of heat would have been insignif­i­cant. Not near­ly enough to melt anything.

Nor would his plan­et have been spher­i­cal, unless it melt­ed, which it didn’t.

In short, this whole busi­ness of Aster­oid B‑612 is a sham. Phys­i­cal­ly and astro­nom­i­cal­ly impossible.

Con­sid­er that flight of birds that the lit­tle prince uses for his escape: Com­plete­ly unnec­es­sary. The upward speed that an object must have to over­come the grav­i­ta­tion­al pull of a plan­et is called the escape veloc­i­ty. The escape veloc­i­ty of Earth is 22,000 miles per hour, which is the speed a rock­et must acquire to leave the Earth. The escape veloc­i­ty for Aster­oid B‑612 is about five-thou­sandths of a mile per hour. The lit­tle prince could leave his plan­et by mak­ing a lit­tle jump.

In fact, if he had any spring to his step at all he would have a hard time stay­ing home. He would need to teth­er him­self to his plan­et the way an astro­naut is teth­ered to a space ship.

And what about the rose? It needs air, water, soil. There can be no…

Whoa! I’m tak­ing this grown-up busi­ness too far. I should stop my cal­cu­la­tions and lis­ten to Saint-Exupéry: The proof that the lit­tle prince exist­ed on a plan­et scarce­ly larg­er than him­self is that he was charm­ing, that he laughed and that he had a rose.

If any­one has a rose, implies Saint-Exupéry, that is proof enough that he exists.

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