In praise of the useless

In praise of the useless

Photo by Ryan Hagerty (Public Domain)

Originally published 1 February 1988

You’ll find it tucked away in the mid­dle of the Sun­day Globe on the page with the weath­er report, next to the Megabucks win­ning num­ber and “This Day in History.”

It’s the Mass­a­chu­setts Audubon Soci­ety’s Bird Sight­ings report, and for some folks it’s more inter­est­ing than who won Sat­ur­day’s jack­pot, what hap­pened on this day in 1865, or even tomor­row’s weather.

One recent week, some­one in East Boston count­ed 20 horned larks, 200 snow buntings, and 30 Lap­land longspurs. Near Cash­man Park in New­bury­port an observ­er “bagged” a rough-legged hawk, three bald eagles, and two Ice­land gulls. A west­ern grebe appeared at the mouth of the Mer­ri­mack Riv­er in Sal­is­bury, two thou­sand miles from its usu­al home, and an Audubon bird­er was there to record it.

I’m not a seri­ous bird­er myself — not in the way of those ded­i­cat­ed observers, expert and ama­teur, who week by week inform the Audubon Soci­ety’s offices in Lin­coln of birds they have seen. I would­n’t rec­og­nize a west­ern grebe if I saw one. But I’m glad that some­one is pay­ing atten­tion to these things.

If a longspur ranges from Lap­land to Mass­a­chu­setts, that’s worth know­ing. If three bald eagles show up in New­bury­port, that’s worth know­ing too. Not because such infor­ma­tion has any prac­ti­cal val­ue, but pre­cise­ly because it is so total­ly, won­der­ful­ly “use­less.”

Ama­teur bird­watch­ing embod­ies one of sci­ence’s best qual­i­ties: Knowl­edge for its own sake — pure, unselfish curios­i­ty. I admire the peo­ple who con­tribute to Bird Sight­ings because of the dis­in­ter­est­ed­ness of their avo­ca­tion. It’s no acci­dent that our ances­tors put bird wings on angels: Birds are beau­ti­ful, live­ly crea­tures that elude the nor­mal bound­aries of space and time. And in a world that some­times seems pre­oc­cu­pied with greed, birds range bless­ed­ly beyond the laws of economics.

Feathers for wampum

There is one place on earth where birds are actu­al­ly used as mon­ey. On San­ta Cruz Island in the South Pacif­ic, the tiny scar­let-col­ored hon­eyeater is hunt­ed for its feath­ers, which are woven into a rolled wampum-like cur­ren­cy. Three hun­dred hon­eyeaters are required to pro­duce a roll of feath­ers that in 1962 was worth about 20 Aus­tralian pounds. (My source on this mat­ter is some­what dat­ed.) On San­ta Cruz Island, a skilled bird­sighter — like the per­son who spot­ted the adult mew gull at Rac­coon Island in Quin­cy — might make him­self a bun­dle. Here at home he makes do on sea mist and coffee.

Right now, at Race Point on Cape Cod, a patient ama­teur ornithol­o­gist on her day off is look­ing for puffins, and if she sees one she won’t make a dime. At Great Pond in Brain­tree, a retired school­teacher is crouch­ing in the wet grass count­ing buf­fle-heads and coots, and for his trou­ble won’t get any­thing but a cold.

John James Audubon was him­self the eco­nom­ic vic­tim of his pas­sion for birds. In 1807 he opened a store in Louisville with his part­ner Fer­di­nand Rozi­er. The ven­ture was not a suc­cess. Wrote Audubon: The store “went on pros­per­ous­ly when I attend­ed to it; but birds were birds then as now, and my thoughts were ever and anon turn­ing toward them as the objects of my great­est delight.”

Rather than attend­ing to busi­ness, Audubon ranged the woods with his sketch­book and ornitho­log­i­cal jour­nal, leav­ing poor Rozi­er to mind the store. Rozi­er intend­ed to grow rich, wrote Audubon, “and what more could he wish for?”

Audubon wished for some­thing else — to see as many of the birds of North Amer­i­ca as was human­ly pos­si­ble. The only part of his busi­ness that he enjoyed were the trips to New York or Philadel­phia to pur­chase goods for the store — because he could study birds and their habits as he trav­eled through the forests of Ohio and Pennsylvania.

Audubon’s wife Lucy must have often wished her hus­band would for­get birds and set­tle down to some­thing “use­ful.” But that nev­er hap­pened. Audubon con­tin­ued to be a fail­ure in busi­ness until he man­aged to turn his hob­by into a pro­fes­sion. In the end, his paint­ings of birds found a wide audi­ence and Audubon became rea­son­ably pros­per­ous. He and Lucy lived out their last years com­fort­ably in a fine big house on the Hud­son Riv­er in what is now the Wash­ing­ton Heights sec­tion of New York City.

A recent Bird Sight­ings record­ed red-bel­lied wood­peck­ers seen in Northamp­ton, Spring­field, and South­wick. The observers who spot­ted those south­ern invaders were out look­ing for some­thing oth­er than a quick buck. Let’s hope their spous­es were as patient as Audubon’s Lucy.


The Boston Globe still pub­lish­es a week­ly Bird Sight­ings report as pro­vid­ed by the Mass­a­chu­setts Audubon Soci­ety. The sight­ings of local ornithol­o­gists are also avail­able on the MassAudubon.org web­site. ‑Ed.

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