If it walks like a quack, and quacks like a quack…

If it walks like a quack, and quacks like a quack…

Photo by Sasun Bughdaryan on Unsplash

Originally published 29 August 2004

Sci­en­tists tend to resist any attempt to infuse their work with spir­i­tu­al val­ues. They are fear­ful, right­ly so, of dilut­ing a suc­cess­ful knowl­edge-gen­er­at­ing method­ol­o­gy with “mys­ti­cism.” With cre­ation­ists, pseu­do­sci­en­tists and New Agers storm­ing the gates, intent on bring­ing down the walls, who can blame sci­en­tists for jeal­ous­ly main­tain­ing their aloof­ness from “spir­i­tu­al­i­ty.”

If that means that sci­en­tists are per­ceived as cold, unfeel­ing drudges in white lab coats, so be it. We do not need sci­en­tists to viv­i­fy our spir­i­tu­al lives, but we do require the reli­able knowl­edge of the world that they provide.

Nowhere is the ten­sion between sci­ence and anti-sci­ence more evi­dent than in medicine.

Con­sid­er for a moment what sci­en­tif­ic med­i­cine has done for us.

Small­pox, polio, measles, and yel­low fever no longer trou­ble our chil­dren. In the devel­oped coun­tries, malar­ia, plague, typhoid, scar­let fever, and mor­tal flu are most­ly things of the past.

Toothache and infant mor­tal­i­ty have been dra­mat­i­cal­ly reduced.

Antibi­otics have most­ly elim­i­nat­ed death by bac­te­r­i­al infec­tion. Can­cer and heart dis­eases claim few­er victims.

A hun­dred years ago, an ear­ly death from dis­ease was the default con­di­tion; long life a stroke of luck. Today, in the devel­oped world, we con­sid­er robust good health a civ­il right.

How did we get from there to here — from a world racked by suf­fer­ing and death to a pre­sump­tion of health and a typ­i­cal life­time of fourscore years?

The answer is sim­ple: By the sci­en­tif­ic study of cause and effect; by eschew­ing dis­em­bod­ied spir­it; by act­ing on the assump­tion that the body is a chem­i­cal machine.

Is that all there is to med­i­cine? Of course not. Twelve years ago [in 1992], Bill and Hillary Clin­ton rec­og­nized that a holis­tic sys­tem of health care was the nation’s high­est pri­or­i­ty. They sought to bring togeth­er doc­tors, researchers, insur­ers, phar­ma­ceu­ti­cal com­pa­nies, lawyers, and every­one else who claims a piece of the health­care pie. The Clin­tons want­ed to ham­mer out an inte­grat­ed approach to pub­lic health that worked for the ben­e­fit of all, espe­cial­ly the patient.

You will remem­ber what hap­pened. In a fren­zy of self-inter­est by the sep­a­rate play­ers, sup­port­ed by right-wing cant, the Clin­ton agen­da went down in smoke. In place of a smooth­ly run­ning sys­tem of pub­lic health, we have instead increas­ing dis­trust of doc­tors, lawyers fat­ten­ing on mal­prac­tice suits, phar­ma­ceu­ti­cal com­pa­nies hawk­ing drugs as life-style choic­es, and a boom in quack­ery that threat­ens cen­turies of gains in sci­en­tif­ic medicine.

Amer­i­cans are big boost­ers of so-called “alter­na­tive med­i­cine,” now more fash­ion­ably called “com­ple­men­tary med­i­cine.” We spend tens of bil­lions of dol­lars each year on ther­a­pies for which evi­dence of effi­ca­cy is sketchy or nonex­is­tent. Near­ly half of us have tried an alter­na­tive to con­ven­tion­al med­i­cine, such as home­opa­thy, aro­ma ther­a­py, or herbal remedies.

Prac­ti­tion­ers of these bogus reme­dies are the mod­ern equiv­a­lent of faith heal­ers, hawk­ers of holy water, and boost­ers of reli­gious charms. They feed the dream that our bod­ies can be cured by spir­i­tu­al hocus-pocus, when in fact not a shred of reli­able evi­dence exists that any of these wav­ings-of-the-wand have an ame­lio­rat­ing influ­ence on health, except per­haps through the place­bo effect.

When I need med­ical atten­tion, I will put my treat­ment in the hands of men and women who believe my body is a machine. I want doc­tors who have stud­ied anato­my, chem­istry, and micro­bi­ol­o­gy. I want FDA-approved drugs, a knife in skill­ful hands. In short, I want men and women around me who have been trained in sci­ence, not magic.

So do I reject “spir­it,” by which I mean the total­i­ty of what it means to be human? Of course not. I stand in awe of the com­plex­i­ty of the human body. A sin­gle cell at the tip of a human hair is more nuanced than a jum­bo jet. A drop of human blood is more inter­est­ing than a galaxy of stars. I have spent my life cel­e­brat­ing the mys­tery of the world, espe­cial­ly the mir­a­cle of life.

And when I am in med­ical dis­tress I hope I will be sup­port­ed by peo­ple — fam­i­ly, friends, pro­fes­sion­al care­givers — who prac­tice the arts of love.

But spare me alter­na­tive med­i­cine. Let my doc­tors treat my body as a body. I don’t require a physi­cian sit­ting at my bed­side whis­per­ing con­sol­ing sweet-noth­ings in my ear; I want a no-non­sense prac­ti­tion­er who under­stands the pipes, cir­cuits, gears, and cogs of the human machine.

As physi­cian Michael Fitz­patrick wrote in the Lon­don Sun­day Times, “[Physi­cians] should stick to the sci­en­tif­ic prin­ci­ples that have made mod­ern med­i­cine so suc­cess­ful and leave quack­ery to quacks.”

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