Originally published 19 June 1995
There is a story by D. H. Lawrence about a man who buys an island in order to escape the pandemonium of city life.
The island has a manor house, cottages, tenants, animals, and gardens. Maintenance and improvements begin to deplete the man’s fortune. Even so small a society makes emotional demands. At last, the man sells his island and moves to a smaller one with only a modest house and a few servants.
He soon becomes snared in the small pandemoniums of his reduced circumstances. Again, life becomes more complicated than he can bear. Seeking still greater simplicity, he moves to a craggy rock in the sea, with only a hut, a few sheep, and a cat.
He sells the sheep. The cat wanders off. Winter comes and snow blankets the tiny island in featureless white. Alone, neither happy nor unhappy, the man achieves the perfect simplicity of death.
I was thinking of this story as I stood in front of the automatic teller machine trying to remember my personal code. I was using a new card, with a new PIN, and somehow the four-digit number had slipped my mind.
I am afflicted with more personal identification numbers than I find possible to remember.
A Social Security number, a passport number, three telephone numbers, a fax number, several voice mail access codes, a slew of computer access passwords, half a dozen bank card PINs, a calling card number. The number of my personal codes expands even as my powers of memory diminish.
Life in the information age is becoming impossibly complex.
Maybe an island, I think. A hut, a few sheep, a cat…
It should be possible, of course, to collapse many of my personal passwords into a single easy-to-remember combination of letters or numbers, perhaps CHET, or my birth year, 1936. But we are cautioned: “Don’t use a code that will be easy for someone to guess.”
Any code that is hard to guess is difficult to remember.
My spouse had a bright idea. She typed all of our personal passwords into a Personal Information Manager computer program. We would have a permanent record to supplement our failing memories.
I worried: “If someone steals our computer, they will have access to every aspect of our life.”
“No,” said my spouse, “that part of the program can be locked, so that only we can open it.”
“And how does the computer recognize us?” I asked.
“A code,” she responded.
Oh.
But surely, what problems technology causes, technology can fix. It should be fairly simple to create a stamp-sized pressure-sensitive device with a built-in microchip that can recognize fingerprints. These could be incorporated into computers, ATMs, telephones, and any other machine requiring coded access. Press your finger against the pad and—voila!
But what happens if I scrape my finger, or bang it with a hammer?
Voice recognition software is developing rapidly. It should soon be possible to identify ourselves to machines by speaking our names. A voice is as unique as a fingerprint. “Chet,” I will say to the ATM, and it will dispense cash.
Unless I get a cold. Or laryngitis. And what about the person standing behind me with the tape recorder going in his pocket? When I walk away from the machine, he steps forward. “Chet,” says the recorder, and the machine dispenses cash.
We could have bar codes tattooed on our palms, and walk around marked like supermarket products.
Or have microchips implanted in our fingertips that can be interrogated by machines. This technology has already been developed to keep track of laboratory animals. The chips can be injected as easily as a flu shot.
But the ultimate technological fix for the information age would be for each person to carry a tiny transponder (this too could be implanted in the body) that would be recognized by the Global Positioning System of satellites. A massive central computer could thus keep track of the exact position on the planet of every human being, and match the positions with those of the appropriate machines.
When it finally comes to that, a lot of us will be looking for islands. The smaller the better.
I imagine D. H. Lawrence’s character on his lonely rock, having disposed of his bank cards, calling cards, credit cards, and computers. At last he is able to restore his memory to things such as sea, weather, wildflowers, and remembrance of things past.
Winter comes, snows fly. A free soul in an information age, he expires. In the silence and solitude of his island world, his forgotten subcutaneous transponder transmits a plaintive PIN to the infinite sky.