“Ah, women. What do they want?” asks GQ magazine on the cover of the February [1994] issue. The question has been on male minds at least since Valentine’s Day, one million B.C.
Biology
Lighting up your love life
Along the tidal rivers of Southeast Asia, thousands of male fireflies gather in trees at dusk and flash their bioluminescent lights in an attempt to attract the female of the species.
Making a new Methuselah
An Irish proverb describes life this way: “Twenty years a‑growing. Twenty years in bloom. Twenty years fading. Twenty years a‑dying.”
The consortium that is ourselves
I’ve been thinking about Lewis Thomas.
Sing a song of slime mold
I sing of slime electric. The armies of those I love engirth me and I engirth them, they will not let me off till I respond to them, and discorrupt them, and charge them full with the charge of the soul.
Spuds vs. fungus: A historic battle rages on
In the field below, my neighbor Danny Murphy is spraying his potatoes, a bright yellow tank of fungicide strapped to his back. Potatoes are prone to a troublesome variety of diseases, but Danny’s principal enemy is the fungus Phytophthora infestans, called blight.
It’s been 40 years now since Kinsey lit the fuse
When Alfred Kinsey’s “Sexual Behavior in the Human Male” came out in 1948, I was 11 years old and just beginning a long fascination with the mystery of mysteries.
Some bacteria sniff their way through life
Bacteria have noses. Well, not noses exactly, but scent-sensitive spots where a nose should be, up front, heading into the wind.
On aggression, wimpy fish and professional wrestling
My flight was delayed. I slipped into a booth at the airport lounge and ordered a beer to pass the time. Pro wrestling was on the big TV over the bar. A half-dozen men perched on bar stools watched the action, whooping it up with each eye gouge or knee to the groin.
Of mayflies, turtles, and a ripe old age
Life is ephemeral. Especially if you belong to that order of insects called Ephemeroptera, the mayflies. An adult mayfly lives for minutes or hours.