Astrology a ‘dirty puddle’

Astrology a ‘dirty puddle’

Photo by Alice Triquet on Unsplash

Originally published 26 July 1999

Recent­ly, an astronomer at the Lick Obser­va­to­ry in Cal­i­for­nia found in the insti­tu­tion’s library a horo­scope cast by the 17th-cen­tu­ry astronomer Johannes Kepler for an Aus­tri­an noble­man, Hans Han­ni­bal Huet­ter von Huet­ter­hofen. The doc­u­ment had been pur­chased in Rus­sia in 1886 by the first direc­tor of the Lick Obser­va­to­ry and had lain for­got­ten for a century.

Present-day astrologers always drag out poor Kepler in sup­port of their bogus craft. See, they say, even such an emi­nent sci­en­tist as Kepler was a believer.

Kepler prac­ticed astrol­o­gy only as a mat­ter of finan­cial neces­si­ty. His heart cer­tain­ly was­n’t in it. He wrote: “A mind accus­tomed to math­e­mat­i­cal deduc­tion, when con­front­ed with the faulty foun­da­tions [of astrol­o­gy], resists a long, long time, like an obsti­nate mule, until com­pelled by beat­ing and curs­es to put its foot into that dirty puddle.”

Kepler’s dis­trust of the “dirty pud­dle” has­n’t rubbed off on Amer­i­cans. Polls show that half of Amer­i­cans are open to astro­log­i­cal influ­ences in their lives. Most news­pa­pers and mag­a­zines offer horo­scopes. Even those peo­ple who say “Oh, I just do it for fun” will some­times admit that “Well, maybe there’s some­thing to it.”

After all,” they say, “sci­ence does­n’t know every­thing. Maybe, just maybe, the posi­tions of the plan­ets and stars do affect out lives. Haven’t peo­ple believed it for thou­sands of years? Did­n’t Kepler believe it? I may not be able to prove it is true, but nei­ther can sci­ence prove it is wrong.”

And, of course, they are right. Sci­ence can’t prove that astrol­o­gy is wrong because the whole sys­tem is so slip­pery and vague that it’s impos­si­ble to get a grip on it. That’s what Kepler meant by “dirty pud­dle.” A typ­i­cal horo­scope is loose enough to let almost any­one see them­selves in it. What­ev­er Kepler gave Hans Han­ni­bal Huet­ter von Huet­ter­hofen, we can be con­fi­dent that his cus­tomer went away think­ing he got his mon­ey’s worth.

It was the genius of the British philoso­pher Karl Pop­per to real­ize that noth­ing in sci­ence can ever be proved absolute­ly true. Just because some­thing “works,” does­n’t mean it’s right. But what we can some­times do with con­fi­dence is show that a sci­en­tif­ic idea is wrong.

As Pop­per said, good sci­ence is “fal­si­fi­able.” An idea that offers ample oppor­tu­ni­ties for fal­si­fi­ca­tion, yet resists refu­ta­tion, is to be val­ued high­ly. An idea that can’t be proved wrong is sim­ply not science.

When Kepler dis­cov­ered what we now call Kepler’s Laws of Plan­e­tary Motion, he found pre­cise math­e­mat­i­cal for­mu­lae that describe the motions of the plan­ets and their moons to a high degree of pre­ci­sion. A sin­gle unam­bigu­ous excep­tion to the laws would show that some­thing is amiss. Four hun­dred years lat­er we have not found an exception.

But when Kepler cast horo­scopes, it was a “well, maybe” sort of thing.

Since the 1950s, many sci­en­tif­ic stud­ies have attempt­ed to assess the accu­ra­cy of astro­log­i­cal pre­dic­tions, usu­al­ly by ask­ing astrologers to match horo­scopes to peo­ple in blind tests. The results have been over­whelm­ing­ly neg­a­tive. In spite of hun­dreds of per­son-years of research, not one shred of reli­able evi­dence has emerged to show that astrol­o­gy is any­thing but bunk.

Do astrologers there­fore con­cede that their horo­scopes are a swin­dle? Not on your life. The sys­tem is much too elas­tic for that.

Psy­chol­o­gist Ivan Kel­ly of the Uni­ver­si­ty of Saskatchewan lists a num­ber of ways astrologers get around the sci­en­tif­ic cri­tique of their craft:

  • Ignore bad news. Kel­ly quotes sev­er­al astrologers who take this tack, includ­ing John Antho­ny West in his The Case for Astrol­o­gy: “Since the aim of this book is to present the pos­i­tive evi­dence, inti­mate details of the bulk of the neg­a­tive evi­dence do not con­cern us.” This has been the dom­i­nant response of the astro­log­i­cal community.
  • Knock sci­ence. Astrologer Robert Hand writes: “I don’t think that sci­ence is yet capa­ble of deal­ing with the full com­plex­i­ty of the sym­bol­ic lan­guage as employed by astrologers.”
  • Move the goal posts. There are so many dif­fer­ent ways of doing astrol­o­gy that if a sci­en­tif­ic study debunks one method, the astrologer sim­ply invokes another.
  • Invoke neg­a­tives. The phe­nom­e­na of astrol­o­gy are sub­tle and elu­sive and require more cre­ative ways of inves­ti­gat­ing them than have yet been mus­tered, say astrologers. Kel­ly quotes a pro­fes­sion­al astrologer who admits the absence of sci­en­tif­ic evi­dence for astrol­o­gy — so far: “I am per­son­al­ly still con­vinced that, giv­en more sen­si­tive and imag­i­na­tive tests, con­fir­ma­tion of the real­i­ty of sun-sign typolo­gies, and the signs gen­er­al­ly, will be obtained.”
  • Blame faulty meth­ods. Astrologer West, for exam­ple, says that sci­en­tif­ic crit­i­cism of astrol­o­gy is irrel­e­vant because astrol­o­gy is a “sys­tem of mag­ic,” where mag­ic is “the attempt to mas­ter fun­da­men­tal laws of res­o­nance that have pro­duced the cosmos.”

In oth­er words, the prac­tice of astrol­o­gy is so slip­pery and ambigu­ous that it can­not be fal­si­fied. That is why it con­tin­ues to flour­ish in spite of fail­ing every sci­en­tif­ic test. And that is why astrol­o­gy is dif­fer­ent than science.

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