An appetite for baloney

An appetite for baloney

Prague astronomical clock • Martin Vorel (Public Domain)

Originally published 20 January 1986

I am a Vir­go. My ref­er­ence book on astrol­o­gy says that Vir­gos are prac­ti­cal, hard-work­ing, ana­lyt­i­cal, metic­u­lous, tidy, and mod­est. That’s me, all right, except maybe for the “mod­est.”

Some­where in your news­pa­per you will find a horo­scope. There is prob­a­bly not a news­pa­per in the world that does not have an astrol­o­gy col­umn. The Globe has the good sense to tuck the horo­scopes in with the comics. Still, more peo­ple prob­a­bly will read their horo­scope in the Globe today than will read any­thing on the sci­ence pages.

Do the sci­ence pages have any­thing to say about astrology?

There have been many pub­lished exper­i­men­tal “tests” of astrol­o­gy. Those that seemed to con­firm astrol­o­gy have been dis­missed by sci­en­tists on the basis of poor exper­i­men­tal tech­nique. Those that seemed to show that astrol­o­gy is false have been dis­missed by astrologers as the­o­ret­i­cal­ly biased.

A stringent test

In a [Decem­ber 1985] issue of the British sci­ence jour­nal Nature, Shawn Carl­son of the Uni­ver­si­ty of Cal­i­for­nia at Berke­ley reports on a new test of the pre­dic­tive pow­ers of astrol­o­gy. Carl­son set out to define a test that would meet the most strin­gent cri­te­ria of both the sci­en­tif­ic and astro­log­i­cal com­mu­ni­ties. He chose as advis­ers for the exper­i­ment only sci­en­tists and astrologers who were held in high esteem by their respec­tive communities.

The astrologers helped for­mu­late what Carl­son calls the “fun­da­men­tal the­sis” of natal astrol­o­gy: that the posi­tions of the plan­ets, sun, and moon at the moment of birth can be used to deter­mine a sub­jec­t’s per­son­al­i­ty traits, and ten­den­cies in tem­pera­ment and behav­ior, and indi­cate the major issues the sub­ject is like­ly to encounter.

The exper­i­ment con­sist­ed of two parts. In the first part, vol­un­teers pro­vid­ed infor­ma­tion from which natal charts and inter­pre­ta­tions were con­struct­ed by astrologers. Each sub­ject then attempt­ed to select his own inter­pre­ta­tion from a group that includ­ed his own and two oth­er cho­sen at random.

In the sec­ond part of the exper­i­ment, the astrologers were giv­en the natal chart of a ran­dom sub­ject and an assess­ment of that sub­jec­t’s traits based on the Cal­i­for­nia Per­son­al­i­ty Inven­to­ry. They were also giv­en to oth­er Per­son­al­i­ty Inven­to­ries cho­sen at ran­dom from among all the sub­jects. The astrologers were asked to select the per­son­al­i­ty assess­ment that best matched the natal chart.

The sci­en­tif­ic the­sis — that a cor­rect match of sub­ject and natal chart would be pure­ly a mat­ter of chance — pre­dict­ed a suc­cess rate of one-third. The astrologers pre­dict­ed that their inter­pre­ta­tions would be cor­rect­ly matched with sub­jects at least half of the time.

I will not bore you with an account of the many pro­ce­dures employed by Carl­son to ensure that bias­es on the part of the astrologers, sub­jects, or researchers did not affect the out­come of the experiment.

And, now, can you guess the out­come? The num­ber of cor­rect match­es was sta­tis­ti­cal­ly indis­tin­guish­able from a pure­ly ran­dom result. You or I could have done as well as the astrologers by pulling horo­scopes out of a hat. The con­clu­sion: Astrol­o­gy is baloney.

Irrational belief

Many of you, hear­ing of Carl­son’s exper­i­ment, will say, “Ho hum, so what else is new?” And believ­ers in astrol­o­gy will cer­tain­ly not be dis­suad­ed by rea­son of a sta­tis­ti­cal exper­i­ment. Their belief in the deter­min­ing pow­er of the stars was essen­tial­ly irra­tional to begin with.

As I read Carl­son’s report, I had the sense that he would not have been unhap­py if the results had come out in favor of astrol­o­gy. Cer­tain­ly, he bent over back­wards to give the astrologers every­thing they want­ed. It was the stars, one pre­sumes, that refused to cooperate.

It is a sim­ple fact that many peo­ple have a greater appetite for super­sti­tion than for real­i­ty. This morn­ing, thou­sands of read­ers of this paper will look to see what the stars of the astrologer have to say about their day. Mean­while, the real stars, those gor­geous pres­ences (“Night’s can­dles,” Shake­speare called them) go most­ly unnoticed.

I looked up my own horo­scope in the Globe this morn­ing. It sug­gest­ed that I should be loy­al to my mate in any quar­rel that might arise with some­one else. That’s good advice. But, if I am a rea­son­ably mature sort of fel­low, I did­n’t need the stars to tell me that.

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