A new angle on peace and patience

A new angle on peace and patience

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Originally published 23 September 1996

Leg­Pull Press has just pub­lished The New Com­pleat Angler by Iza­ak Wal­ton XII.

A descen­dant of the famous 17th-cen­tu­ry Iza­ak Wal­ton has writ­ten an updat­ed ver­sion of his ances­tor’s clas­sic book on the art and plea­sures of fish­ing. I gave the author a call and asked for an interview.

Bet­ter than an inter­view,” said Iza­ak Wal­ton XII. “I’m goin’ fishin’ tamar­ra, why­donya come along?”

It was an invi­ta­tion I could­n’t refuse. At dawn the next morn­ing I was a Iza­ak’s house in New Hampshire.

He was rar­ing to go. A Yamasa­ki 4x4 all-ter­rain vehi­cle was idling in his dri­ve­way, bristling with fish­ing rods in spe­cial racks. Iza­ak flung him­self into the saddle.

Hop on,” he cried, as he revved the pow­er­ful 450cc engine. I climbed on behind. The roar of the engine hurt my ears.

Should­n’t we be wear­ing hel­mets?” I shout­ed into his ear. I had seen pages and pages of ads for this sort of equip­ment in Field and Stream.

Heck no,” he shout­ed back. “We’re jes goin’ fishin.”

With a twist of the throt­tle, we rock­et­ed down a dirt road into the deep woods. I held on for dear life.

Where we going?” I shouted.

A lit­tle lake I know. Hang on to this jes in case I get lost.” He hand­ed me an ExactMap Sport GPS satel­lite nav­i­ga­tor. “That lit­tle baby will tell us exact­ly where we’re at. Even dis­plays a map of the lake.”

Soon we left the road and were plow­ing through pris­tine for­est. Ferns and saplings flew away from the churn of our wheels. A deer bolt­ed from our course. “Yee­haa!” shout­ed Iza­ak as we bounced over fall­en logs.

After a while we came to a seclud­ed lake. Wal­ton drove to the water’s edge and cut the engine. When the exhaust fumes cleared, I saw that we were in an idyl­lic set­ting — crys­tal water, leafy green, puffy white clouds.

Wow!” I said, “your ances­tor would have loved this place.” I remem­bered some­thing the orig­i­nal Iza­ak Wal­ton wrote: “If I might be judge, God nev­er did make a more calm, qui­et, inno­cent recre­ation than angling.”

You bet,” said Iza­ak. He unlashed an inflat­able boat from the for­ward rack of the Yamasa­ki and pulled a rip­cord. Pffft! The boat auto­mat­i­cal­ly inflat­ed and popped into the water. Iza­ak unstrapped an out­board motor from the back rack of the ATV. He fixed it to the boat, then loaded in the rods, equip­ment satchels, and beer. Soon we were churn­ing nois­i­ly to the mid­dle of the lake.

Nuthin’ but the best tech­nol­o­gy,” said Iza­ak, as he cut the engine. The sud­den silence was deaf­en­ing. He showed me his rods.

Made by a Japan­ese com­pa­ny. Com­bines micro­scop­ic whiskers of sil­i­con car­bide with graphite fibers in an epoxy resin, sur­round­ed by a Kevlar mesh. Three times the ten­sile strength of graphite- based rods.” He assem­bled a rod and hand­ed it to me. “Same as what’s used in police body armor.”

I whipped the rod back and forth. It had a fine feel and a spiffy high-tech look.

Check the line,” said Iza­ak. “A new non-stretch poly­eth­yl­ene fiber called Spec­tra. This stuff is used in heli­copters and cruise mis­siles. And to teth­er satel­lites to the space shut­tle. You can feel the slight­est vibra­tion at the end of the line. If a fish comes with­in a foot of my hook, I’ll know it.”

Now where’s them fish?” he cried, peer­ing into the thin film of oil that was spread­ing from the out­board onto the waters of the lake.

Wal­ton set up his Humdinger High Per­for­mance Fishfind­er. Soon we saw a pro­file of the lake’s bot­tom on the large LCD screen, with icons indi­cat­ing fish by size and distance.

Wowee! Look at that big feller,” he said, point­ing to a big one hid­ing in a bot­tom hole about a hun­dred feet away. With a whip of his arm a lure went fly­ing to the exact spot.

Gee,” I won­dered aloud. “does­n’t this make it all a bit easy?”

Would­n’t be a com­plete angler with­out this stuff,” said Iza­ak. He popped a beer. I watched fish-shaped blips move about on the screen of his fishfind­er. He touched a but­ton and the bot­tom pro­file became a 3‑D ren­der­ing. Even the boat showed up on the screen, with fish hov­er­ing below.

Too bad the fish don’t have some of this tech­nol­o­gy,” I mused.

Just then some­thing in a satchel start­ed talk­ing. Iza­ak pulled out a Motoro­la Sport 2‑way radio and put it to his ear. “Yeah, hey, good bud­dy, it’s me, Wal­ton,” he shout­ed into the mike.

As Iza­ak exchanged fish­ing info with his pal on the next lake, I watched icons drift about on the screen of his fishfind­er. In my mind’s eye, I imag­ined the beau­ti­ful, glis­ten­ing fish hov­er­ing unawares in the pel­lu­cid water below the boat. And I remem­bered some­thing I had read in The Com­pleat Angler—the old one, the one we read excerpts from years ago in high school: “Angling begets habits of peace and patience in those who prac­tice it.”

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